NO USE FOR YOU

By Benishan

You, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens evolved in the same manner. We all started as a cell which grew into an organism. Most of us are lucky enough to be fit, mentally and physically. If you are reading this, you are amongst those few who had people who could afford bringing you up and making you competent enough to read up to this mark and pronounce “Honorificabilitudinitatibus”  in one go. Don’t worry even if you can’t, the fact that you tried shows that you have been provided fair amount of education. If no then stop reading further, it is of no use for you.

You, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens did evolve in the same manner until one point. Some of us were less fortunate ones. Some of us were born with XX chromosome, generally known as female. Yeah! That’s true. They are less fortunate as there life is a gamble right from the moment they breathe for the first time. I am not taking into account those unfortunate ones who were subjected to foeticides. So, the less fortunate or the females as we like to say possess 50-50 chance of staying alive, mathematically (subject to family in which they take birth). If you are a girl and you are reading this, congratulations! You made it through and you have covered really a long way. If you are a boy and if you agree with me then please continue reading if not, don’t read further as it is of no use for you.

Now I can move further with an alive and educated person reading this write up. So as I was saying, you, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens and who survived are same in every manner. My bad! I missed one crucial difference once again.  Out of the left females, not all get a chance to go to school. They are meant to do household works and thus, very aptly they are taught all of it well before she could say and understand the word “Grihasti” or household. At times, these females are even taught how to satisfy their male counterparts, no matter if she is fine with it or not. Dare you call it molestation or rape! It is part and parcel of upbringing of a female. It should not have a bad terminology as rape, molestation or eve-teasing. It is so important that a well-known astrologer Sachchidananda Babu has proof that even stars foretell it. If a female doesn’t get this teaching at home, it is made sure that they learn it. It doesn’t matter if it is in public or private, whether the person is known or unknown, they are taught this indispensible lesson of life. Most of these females are good learner. They live there lives as they are asked to live. If you are one of them or one who finds this set up to be correct. I’ll say thank you for reading up to this point. Stop reading further, it is of no use for you.

All alive, educated and like-minded people, I deeply apologise to all of you that I have not started with what I wish to. Please bear with me and I promise I’ll finish it in one go from now. As already said, you, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens and who survived and managed to make it safely into the teenage are same in every manner. All of us have this life where we are free to eat, drink or do what one wished unless it harms anyone. Damn it! I am so sorry, I forgot that still some exceptions are left. Not all of these females get to eat, drink or do what they wish to do. If you think I am not making sense then please stop reading further, it is of no use for you.

Females cannot eat what they wish as some of the wise men said that consumption of fast food such as Chow Mein, Burger, and Pizza contributes to rapes (the bad name given to all those lessons taught to them). These fast foods lead to hormonal imbalance evoking an urge to indulge in rapes.. Other addition to the list of dangerous food items is meat.  A minister blamed rape on people who eat chicken and fish and other non-vegetarian food. All these food items are spicy and they have bad impact on our body. Hence girls should not have all of these and if they do then rapes are complimentary punishment.
These females can’t drink what they want. Even if they wish they can’t have the forbidden liquor as it is meant for strong men and not for weak females. Also, if these women wish to get pregnant to give birth to a boy by bearing unimaginable pain, they just can’t have liquor. Liquor kills, only if you are women or men or both, but this doesn’t count. The point is that these female are not allowed to have it as there are moral issues associated to it too.
As I say moral issue, I need to mention that female can’t do anything they wish as they cause too much of vandalism. They are often found wearing those offensive outfits like jeans, tops and all those western clothing. They roam around in parks with a male, just imagine how disgusting and damaging it is. They don’t just roam around at times they even hold hands. All these infuriating and disrespectful acts from them instigate and provoke moral police to beat them, assault them and do whatever they feel is correct to prevent our culture from getting influenced and contaminated by western culture. Females forget that holding hands is so against our culture, they forget that our culture is Kama sutra and just holding hands is act of disrespect to it. The moral police find it so hard to tackle all this and thus, very logically, females can’t do what they wish to. If you agree to what I am saying, you know the drill. Stop reading, it is of no use for you.

All the people who are still reading this, I thank you for your patience. I won’t make promise but I’ll definitely try to come to the point and start with what I want to say.  As I am repeatedly saying, you, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens and who survived and managed to make it safely into the teenage to go on and have a life where you can be what people around want are same in every manner. Trust me they are really same this time. No exceptions at all. These left ones are not the moulded and shaped females; they are stronger than one’s imagination. They are unbelievably robust, stout and steady. They with their cheerfulness, happiness and life filled smiles are so irritating. These exasperating females dare the whole set up to test them further. Their existence shows that they won and all that have been done to mend them has failed.  These females take a step forward as they try to settle themselves by unsettling this pre-exiting set up that is very well managed and run by males. That’s how arrogant and audacious they are. They try to get into jobs where men have been there since a long time. This is unacceptable because of intolerable arrogance that challenges the ego of already settled men. So they are treated in the apt manner, which I think is the smartest way to push them out of the office and into their zone. They love to work and that’s what they fight for. So burdening them with lots of work and paying less for the same is so cool. If somehow they still manage to work efficiently, losing hope is not way to go. The next step is of course asserting your superiority to threaten these mindless rebels with constant threats of remove them from job. Even after this entire thing, they stubbornly stick to the job then what is better than reminding them of all the memories about drawbacks of having an attractive body. They might still continue but who cares. It is just that they should learn a lesson for stepping out of their shell. B.Tech, MBBS, MBA etc. are degrees just on paper, if you are a female. They should be following the age long practise where they were meant to marry the male and serve.
They just can’t affect the whole economic support system of other family. How can they deny a family of their basic right of dowry that is complimentary with the house wife alias house help?  It doesn’t matter if a female can afford servants and helpers with what she earns. It is out of the zone of consideration that in the long run what she earns is much more than what she would give as dowry. Dowry is such a necessity and still few ladies with less understanding of the concept think it is evil. The point missed out is that dowry when given in fewer amounts is evil. Due to it the family gets possessed by some spirit which leads to domestic violence, deaths, suicides and at times deaths coined as suicides. Poor family loses a loved servant just because of the evil i.e. dowry in fewer amount. If you are bewildered and couldn’t understand what I’m saying, you better stop reading further. It is really of no use for you.

Now I would just finish this write up. Perhaps, I have taken too many words to say that, you, me or anyone who walked on this earth as Homo sapiens are same. We differ as a character with different characteristic but our essence which is derived from our existence is the same. Respecting one’s life is like respecting yours. Thus, when you respect a woman, you respect your existence and you respect the creator and its creation. We, as society or individual, have no right to decide how a girl should live?  If you are reading up to this point then you are educated and sane person who can understand human talks. Thus I believe that instead of sharing this piece to use it as a topic of intellectual discussion or to show your social concern, you will start respecting women around you. After reading the whole write-up if you still can’t empathise and find a reason to respect women, I would suggest you to stop being you. You are of NO USE for anyone.